Saturday, August 23, 2008

Needed: Poop bags

Well, let me clarify. I don't need bags full of poop. I have a certified black fur covered, four-legged poop machine. I really just need the empty bags with which I can pick UP the poop created by above-mentioned princess of fiber. In her hippy, walk to the grocery store, save the planet attempt at the simple life, the caretaker of said animal failed to take into account the ramifications of the reusable cloth bag. Now that every plastic bag in the small one-bedroom apartment has been emptied and the apartment is now out of disposable ziploc tupperware containers to house the former contents of the converted excrement holders, the neighborhood is in serious jeopardy. Screw the planet, I need to save the yards of my upper class neighbors before I'm run out of town....

Exhibit A: In this picture, she is clearly pooped

8 comments:

Brian said...

sorry, since walking is about all i can do, my dog has actually been going on walks with me. i think he waits for our walk to go.

DaisyDuc said...

Aghh poor pooped fiber princess!

triguyjt said...

thats serious work...building up all that crap-tastic by product....

no wonder the princess is whupped.

i store a zillion plastic bags in the backyard..and in my effort to save the plantet...i only clean up every three days or so.... more stuff per bag.....

my old girl is nearly 14..doesnt run as much as in the past...but let me tell you...she is still hall of fame in the placing of poop on the premises!!!!

Steve Stenzel said...

Oh, before I read your second sentence, I was fully ready to send you bags of poop. I'm glad you clarified.

Anonymous said...

I had this same issue when I thought about going green with grocery shopping bags. I heard you can buy biodegradable poop clean up bags, but that would mean extra cost and extra gas to go to a store that has them! Someday I will break down...for now it's "Plastic please, No Paper"...
-Suzi, and Rusty.

ScottH said...

very cute!

Does your local park have a dispenser of these? Very handy to grab a handful for whenever needed. Small and thin, so minimal waste.
http://flickr.com/photos/missha/767934838/
(also called Scheissetuch=shit bag)

Judi said...

Feed your dog raw meat and she won't poop as much! My guys go once a day. I have two Dobes and I only clean up once a week.

Shawn and Tracy said...

What a cute pup!
Tracy