A Froggy Story
A woman was out jogging in the forest one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a handsome prince."She bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in her pocket.The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome prince, I will tell everyone how smart and beautiful you are and how you are a Goddess."The woman took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to her pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome prince, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the woman took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into her pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a handsome prince, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The woman replied, "Look, I'm a Triathlete. I don't have time for a boyfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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3 comments:
Too funny =) I don't think I would have time to take care of a talking frog either. Although if the frog promised to do ANYTHING, I'd have to consider his offer. I've got an office that really need some cleaning.
I don't know whether to laugh or be offended?
I'm a triathlete and a talking frog ;)
Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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