Things overheard during Gynecologic surgery that just might be found inappropriate on the street:
1. Make sure you get plenty lubed up before you go in there
2. I lost the cervix-- where's the cervix??
3. If you don't tack down the vagina it could just flap inside out
4. Holler at me if you see the cervix
5. OK, now I think we can just take the rest of this out through the vagina.
6. Now we should fill the bladder- can you go out and grab someone from the hall to fill the bladder??
7. Wow, that really looks like a Uterus!
8. If I can get this into the cervix, we can get anything in there
9. Jodi, go between her legs and wiggle that thing for us
And last but not least...
10. Just jam the *Kocher in her vagina and I'll take it from there
*surgical instrument
Intervals on River Road
1 day ago
7 comments:
Ahhhh just brings back too many bad memorys from hospital days!
Sounds like it would be an embarrassing day to have your mind in the gutter as you squeal with inappropriate laughter!
TMI! TMI!!! LOL...
lol.. I have to wonder how someone can be a Gynecologist and have a sex life as well.. Kind of like mechanics drive the worst cars..
thanks for the laugh.
cheers.
Rice.
I'm trying to figure out when I would ever hear those statements on the street.
Well that is something you don't hear everyday....at least most of us ;)
"Jodi, go between her legs and wiggle that thing for us"... Good thing you put "Jodi" in there because "..go between her legs and wiggle that thing" is a fairly common phrase.. lol
Rice
ps.. had to come back and read these for a laugh.
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