I am currently seeking sponsors to provide gear, coaching, travel, nutrition, room and board, race entry fees, aero gadgets and cash. In return I am willing to ride my bike every day, run and swim as much as needed and enter any race that the sponsor desires. I am willing to become a martyr for the sport of triathlon.
Please email if interested. Only serious offers please.
;-)
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LOL!! You are a hoot!! It is time to whip out the Cervelo sponsorship request letter you wrote a while back on ST!
HA! Need an out-of-state teammate?!?
I will stand in line with ya for offers!
I've been looking for a "life sponsor" for well over a decade. No takers thus far...
I'm not terribly interested in a pure triathlon focus - or any single sport for that matter. I just want someone to pay the bills so I can focus on doing cool shit. :)
To the readers of Jodi's blog - if a single sport focus is a little too narrow for your donor profile and you're looking for a more ADD approach to sport and life in general, drop me a line.
I can grovel with the best of em....
I can be your first line of begging teammate...
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