Stepped out the door today to go on my run. Hmmmm.... something doesn't feel right.
Clipped my ipod to my shorts. Wait- that definitely doesn't look right!
Oh no.
Running shorts on backwards.
Look cool, no one noticed. Go about your run. It's not obvious.
A block later...
What's with the perma-wedgie???
Oh dear. I guess that's what you get when the front of the running short liner is in close proximity to your crack.
And that was probably the highlight of the run.
Man, this running thing better turn around soon...
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We'll give you a little time for your mind to catch up with your body :-)
"I guess that's what you get when the front of the running short liner is in close proximity to your crack."
I guess that when you write stuff like that, your blog is in close proximity to Amanda Lovato's blog.
Too funny...you must really be tired these days!
That's the problem with morning runs... haven't quite woken up yet!
Hey, at least they weren't on sideways...
how many hours at the hospital????
Did you at least have your jog bra on correctly??? I guess you have access to good ointment for the inevitable chafing!
I've stepped out of the locker room at the pool with my jammers on inside out. Yes, that means the sewn in underwear was on the outside. Pretty smooth.
Shoulda just run backward, Jodi. And you still would've beaten me.
Don't feel bad, though: At Twin Sizzler last year, I saw a guy line up for the citizens' bike race with his helmet on backwards.
By the way: I'm a neo-Luddite, but I'm "it" in some silly game of e-tag. Now you're tagged. You're it. See my post at http://tinyurl.com/6qxhd4 for instructions if you want to play.
- JN
I'm surprised you didn't just bare ass it for a moment to turn it around. Of course, that area can have a lot of pedestrians. Too funny!
LOL! best post ever hehe
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