Again, Roommate Matt steals the show
Me: Colleen, Matt, my coach has me on a calorie restricted diet for the next 2 weeks. The reason I'm telling you this is because you know me. If this makes me really hungry I will likely turn into a raging bitch at any moment.
Matt: (without skipping a beat) Well, it should be a seamless transition
Matt is not only a budding comedian, but also an up and coming triathlete and model of Under Armour sports gear ;-)
9 comments:
OH MY GOD!!! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?! Could you at least photoshop some hair my glaring bald spot?!?!?!
I send Macca my under armour when I'm done with it. He says he feels like a winner when he's wearing my stuff.
My witty response to such statements is "How does that differ from how you are the rest of the time :-)" LOL. You need to maintain a pristine image for us blogging friends! hee, hee....
I don't know how you are doing it on this diet. I haven't even been a stellar eater and I'm starving! Good luck!
Good luck with all of that. I myself am packing on the extra weight for hibernation.... :)
i love quick wit, that was brilliant!
Hard time of year to diet- think about food all the time.
Well... There you have it. The first chapter from how to influence people and make friends. I'm only disappointed that he quoted one of the examples verbatim….
AnyWHO! As far as Wednesday mornings go…. great… hopefully one of these next few I’ll just keep chasing and not have to stop for a 50 after each 1,000. I won’t be able to be the strong silent supportive type (because I’m out of breath) this week because work is going to interfere…. No swimming this Wednesday…. and since I’m not over this cold yet… I didn’t pull my lazy ARSE out of bed this morning….. I’ll be there Friday…. and probably with a new outlook on life…. new job…. I start on Thursday… thus the meetings Wednesday morning out of town… need to turn over some work. hope your swim went well this morning and I’m sure Wednesday will go great…..
I'm sure you will take care of this diet thing very well.... You seem to have a VERY strong will so I have no doubt you'll do what you need to.
Heehee :) You could get one of those silly shirts "0 to bitch in 12 seconds." Good luck with the diet, Jodi!
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