Again, Roommate Matt steals the show
Me: Colleen, Matt, my coach has me on a calorie restricted diet for the next 2 weeks. The reason I'm telling you this is because you know me. If this makes me really hungry I will likely turn into a raging bitch at any moment.
Matt: (without skipping a beat) Well, it should be a seamless transition
Matt is not only a budding comedian, but also an up and coming triathlete and model of Under Armour sports gear ;-)
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