Caffeine taper, day 2
Woke up way too early
Got to the gym before it opened. Trained
Took bike to the shop to get rid of weird Creaking that was the result of the Ironman Tune-up. LBS had to take bike apart
Got headache. Took Tylenol
Went home, fell asleep on the couch
Went back to LBS to pick up non-creaky bike
Went to store to get cake holder tupperware thingie
Why the F$%! does't Target have a cake holder tupperware thingie!!!!!!!????
Baked cake
Burned cake
Conspired with roommates to destroy evidence of cake disaster
Ruined diet
Went back to store
Baked Cake
Frosted Cake
Remembered laundry that has been waiting in the basement all day
Folded Laundry
Went to bed
*edit*
Tried to go to bed
House filled with skunk smell
Much loved dog who is outside got a direct skunk hit
Went to store for Tomato paste
Washed dog
Made one dog VERY unhappy
Dog in picture, then headbutted me
Went to bed for real in a stinky room with a stinky animal
Stay tuned for the next thrilling installment of the taper diaries
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8 comments:
Hey, if you get really bored or energetic, I like cake. Email me for my address ;-)
Well, you're smarter than me on the dog thing.
My dog Nikki killed a skunk underneath our garden shed and got sprayed REAL good in the process. I din't have any tomato juice but I did have lots of tinned stewed tomatoes. Put them in the blender ... same deal, right. Who wants to go shopping at 2AM?
Well, it kinda worked on the skunk smell but we were combing tomato seeds out of that dog's hair for the next three months!
Sounds like you're doing pretty well on the taper so far :)
Please don't let my cake smell like skunky dog covered in tomato paste.
Awww. I'm going to tell PETA on you. A tomato-pasted dog. Not cool!
;)
oh, no, jodi - why are you trying to taper off caffeine during your taper???? you are one brave soul!
That photo is hysterical.
Every time I passed a dead skunk today it made me think of you and your drive to Wisconsin. After that drive, IM should be cake....Well, maybe pie is more appropriate based on your cake ordeal.
Thank you so much again for the ride this mornin'. You are so good to me.
Have fun in Dairyland.
I hear tomato paste is good for getting rid of that pee smell too. You might need some after the bike on your Ironman :-)
That pic is too funny...poor dumb doggy!
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