Me: I hate when you look at me like that How do you want me to look at you?
Me: Come on, it's not that bad! You can't be serious
Me: I think it makes you look... handsome Ok, now you're just mocking me. I thought we really had something nice going. Why did you feel like you had to change me?
Me: We talked about this. It's for a good reason So your parents can spot us, yada yada. I thought we agreed on blue
Me: They didn't have blue! They had OTHER colors!
Me: Come on, are you really that sensitive? You still look hot Yeah, well if you're into girls you could have just told me
Me: Ok, OK. Just this one race, then we can go back to how things were Seriously, I can't believe you are making me race like this. It's freaking ridiculous. I'm going to get made fun of in transition, don't you understand that?
Me: Oh, relax. At least you don't look like all the others I mean seriously... pink? PINK? Me: You should be happy- I even bought you a matching bottle cage I am so embarrassed